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1. Cats do what they want, when they want.<\/p>\n

2. They rarely listen to you.<\/p>\n

3. They’re totally unpredictable.<\/p>\n

4. They whine when they are not happy.<\/p>\n

5. When you want to play they want to be left alone.<\/p>\n

6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.<\/p>\n

7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.<\/p>\n

8. They’re moody.<\/p>\n

9. They leave their hair everywhere.<\/p>\n

10. They drive you nuts.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Conclusion: Cats are small women in fur coats.<\/p>\n

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yes, it is a cat!<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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