{"id":1445,"date":"2012-09-18T10:56:48","date_gmt":"2012-09-18T10:56:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1445\/people-jokes\/the-three-astronauts\/"},"modified":"2012-09-08T08:45:23","modified_gmt":"2012-09-08T08:45:23","slug":"the-three-astronauts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1445\/people-jokes\/the-three-astronauts\/","title":{"rendered":"The three astronauts"},"content":{"rendered":"

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The American decided to take along his wife, the Englishman decided to take along books to learn how to speak German whilst the Russian decided to take along cigarettes.<\/p>\n

Two years later, when the space shuttle landed, there was a big crowd waiting to welcome them home.<\/p>\n

First came the American and his wife and each of them had a baby in their arms.<\/p>\n

Next came the Englishman speaking fluent German. They both gave their speeches and got a rousing round of applause.<\/p>\n

Suddenly, out came the Russian with a cigarette in his mouth. He walked up to the podium, snarled at the crowd, and asked “Has anyone got a friggin’ match?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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