{"id":144,"date":"2012-02-05T21:03:44","date_gmt":"2012-02-05T21:03:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/144\/country-jokes\/indian-promiscuity\/"},"modified":"2012-02-04T04:47:53","modified_gmt":"2012-02-04T04:47:53","slug":"indian-promiscuity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/144\/country-jokes\/indian-promiscuity\/","title":{"rendered":"Indian promiscuity"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-6543\" title=\"US-solider-in-Iraq-fucking-the-camel\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/US-solider-in-Iraq-fucking-the-camel-400x413.jpg\" alt=\"US-solider-in-Iraq-fucking-the-camel\" width=\"400\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/US-solider-in-Iraq-fucking-the-camel-400x413.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/US-solider-in-Iraq-fucking-the-camel-150x155.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/US-solider-in-Iraq-fucking-the-camel.jpg 570w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>A woman was visiting an Indian reservation one day when an Indian came up to her. He had a feather in his hair.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;How did you get that feather?&#8221; the woman asked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I screw one squaw,&#8221; the Indian said.<\/p>\n<p>Then, another Indian came up to her. He had two feathers in his hair. &#8220;How did you get those feathers?&#8221; she asked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I screw two squaw,&#8221; he said.<\/p>\n<p>Then, an Indian with a headdress of feathers came up to her.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;My! How did you get all those feathers?&#8221; she asked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I screw two squaw, four squirrel, five rabbit, eight bear.&#8221; he answered.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh dear!&#8221; said the woman.<\/p>\n<p>The Indian replied, &#8220;<strong>No deer, deer jump too high, balls get stuck in bush.<\/strong>&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/144\/country-jokes\/indian-promiscuity\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>A woman was visiting an Indian reservation one day when an Indian came up to her. He had a feather in his hair. &#8220;How did you get that feather?&#8221; the woman asked. &#8220;I screw one squaw,&#8221; the Indian said. 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