{"id":1435,"date":"2013-05-06T06:37:25","date_gmt":"2013-05-06T06:37:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1435\/top-10-list\/top-10-bad-things-to-hear-on-an-airplane\/"},"modified":"2013-05-05T10:59:22","modified_gmt":"2013-05-05T10:59:22","slug":"top-10-bad-things-to-hear-on-an-airplane","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1435\/top-10-list\/top-10-bad-things-to-hear-on-an-airplane\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 10 bad things to hear on an airplane"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-7160\" alt=\"bikini-girl-on-beach\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/bikini-girl-on-beach.jpg\" width=\"350\" height=\"329\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/bikini-girl-on-beach.jpg 350w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/bikini-girl-on-beach-150x141.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/>10. 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