{"id":1433,"date":"2013-05-14T10:31:01","date_gmt":"2013-05-14T10:31:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1433\/people-jokes\/sons\/"},"modified":"2013-05-05T11:13:34","modified_gmt":"2013-05-05T11:13:34","slug":"sons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1433\/people-jokes\/sons\/","title":{"rendered":"Sons"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-5806\" alt=\"curious-man-studying-girls-buttocks\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/curious-man-studying-girls-buttocks.jpg\" width=\"450\" height=\"432\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/curious-man-studying-girls-buttocks.jpg 450w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/curious-man-studying-girls-buttocks-300x288.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/>Four guys are drinking in a bar, bragging about their sons.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;My son,&#8221; the first one says, &#8220;started out washing cars at dealership, but now owns the dealership and just gave one of his friends four new cars of his choice!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;My son,&#8221; said the second, &#8220;started out serving lunch in a real estate office, but now owns the real estate office and just gave one of his friends a new mansion!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;My son,&#8221; said the third, &#8220;started out sweeping the floors at the Stock Exchange, but now practically owns the Stock Exchange and just gave one of his friends a $1,000,000 in stock.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well,&#8221; the fourth guy said, &#8220;my son&#8217;s turned out to be a bit of a disappointment. <strong>He&#8217;s a gay hairdresser and he has SEVERAL boyfriends. 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