{"id":1430,"date":"2012-12-21T08:28:03","date_gmt":"2012-12-21T08:28:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1430\/people-jokes\/journey-to-the-other-side\/"},"modified":"2012-12-21T08:29:03","modified_gmt":"2012-12-21T08:29:03","slug":"journey-to-the-other-side","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1430\/people-jokes\/journey-to-the-other-side\/","title":{"rendered":"Journey to the other side"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip to Louisiana.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-7344\" title=\"Welcome-to-hell\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Welcome-to-hell1.jpg\" alt=\"Welcome-to-hell\" width=\"418\" height=\"462\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Welcome-to-hell1.jpg 418w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Welcome-to-hell1-150x165.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Welcome-to-hell1-400x442.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 418px) 100vw, 418px\" \/>He immediately sent an e-mail back home to his wife, Jennifer, to let her know he had arrived safely.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, he mistyped a letter and the e-mail ended up going to a Mrs. Joan Johnson, the wife of a preacher who had just passed away.<\/p>\n<p>The preacher&#8217;s wife took one look at the e-mail and promptly fainted.<\/p>\n<p>When she was finally revived, she nervously showed her neighbor the message, which read: &#8221;Arrived safely, but it sure is hot down here.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1430\/people-jokes\/journey-to-the-other-side\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip to Louisiana. 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