{"id":1423,"date":"2012-09-06T09:14:46","date_gmt":"2012-09-06T09:14:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1423\/people-jokes\/suicide\/"},"modified":"2012-09-02T10:52:23","modified_gmt":"2012-09-02T10:52:23","slug":"suicide","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1423\/people-jokes\/suicide\/","title":{"rendered":"Suicide"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Three men, an Scot, an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping of the top of a building.<\/p>\n<p>The Scot jumped off and shouted &#8221;God save Scotland!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The English man jumped off and shouted &#8221;God Save England!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The Sumo wrestler jumped off and shouted &#8221;God save the person who I land on!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-7139\" title=\"shooting-girl\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/shooting-girl.jpg\" alt=\"shooting-girl\" width=\"570\" height=\"751\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/shooting-girl.jpg 570w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/shooting-girl-150x197.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/shooting-girl-400x527.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 570px) 100vw, 570px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1423\/people-jokes\/suicide\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>Three men, an Scot, an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping of the top of a building. 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