{"id":1412,"date":"2013-10-28T04:10:43","date_gmt":"2013-10-28T04:10:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1412\/people-jokes\/the-engineer-at-the-golf-course\/"},"modified":"2013-10-11T08:14:26","modified_gmt":"2013-10-11T08:14:26","slug":"the-engineer-at-the-golf-course","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1412\/people-jokes\/the-engineer-at-the-golf-course\/","title":{"rendered":"The engineer at the golf course"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Maradona-dick-size\"A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, “What’s with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!”<\/p>\n

“Ineptitude!” The pastor said, “Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let’s have a word with him.” [dramatic pause]<\/p>\n

“Hi George. Say, what’s with that group ahead of us? They’re rather slow aren’t they?”<\/p>\n

The greens keeper replied, “Oh, yes, that’s a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.”<\/p>\n

The group was silent for a moment.<\/p>\n

The pastor said, “That’s so sad I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.”<\/p>\n

The doctor said, “Good idea. And I’m going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there’s anything he can do for them.”<\/p>\n

The engineer said, “Why can’t these guys play at night?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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