{"id":1403,"date":"2012-06-25T20:57:18","date_gmt":"2012-06-25T20:57:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1403\/office-jokes\/i-was-delivering-this-bridge\/"},"modified":"2012-06-17T03:56:32","modified_gmt":"2012-06-17T03:56:32","slug":"i-was-delivering-this-bridge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1403\/office-jokes\/i-was-delivering-this-bridge\/","title":{"rendered":"I was delivering this bridge"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1403\/car-jokes\/i-was-delivering-this-bridge\/attachment\/funny-blind-driving\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-6925\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-6925\" title=\"funny-blind-driving\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-blind-driving-400x264.jpg\" alt=\"funny-blind-driving\" width=\"400\" height=\"264\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-blind-driving-400x264.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-blind-driving-150x99.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-blind-driving.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a>A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads &#8220;low bridge ahead.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He tries to turn off but, before he knows it, the bridge is right there and he gets stuck under it. Cars are backed up for miles.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, &#8220;Got stuck huh?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The truck driver says,&#8221;No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1403\/office-jokes\/i-was-delivering-this-bridge\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads &#8220;low bridge ahead.&#8221; He tries to turn off but, before he knows it, the bridge is right there and he gets stuck under it. 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