{"id":1398,"date":"2012-09-07T08:49:26","date_gmt":"2012-09-07T08:49:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1398\/people-jokes\/camoflauge-clothing\/"},"modified":"2012-08-27T10:09:41","modified_gmt":"2012-08-27T10:09:41","slug":"camoflauge-clothing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1398\/people-jokes\/camoflauge-clothing\/","title":{"rendered":"Camoflauge clothing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-7132\" title=\"doggie-style-pants\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/doggie-style-pants-400x251.jpg\" alt=\"doggie-style-pants\" width=\"400\" height=\"251\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/doggie-style-pants-400x251.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/doggie-style-pants-150x94.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/doggie-style-pants.jpg 482w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt.<\/p>\n<p>After observing this behavior for a few months, one of the crew members asked him what it meant.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s in case I get shot. I don&#8217;t want you crew members to see blood and freak out.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s very sensible, sir.&#8221; At that moment, the crew member spotted eight hostile ships on the horizon. The captain all of a sudden looked very concerned.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Get my brown pants.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1398\/people-jokes\/camoflauge-clothing\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt. After observing this behavior for a few months, one of the crew members asked him what it meant. &#8220;It&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1398\/people-jokes\/camoflauge-clothing\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[304,24,3],"tags":[500,910,273,909,303],"class_list":["post-1398","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-american-jokes","category-miscellaneous-jokes","category-people-jokes","tag-blood","tag-clothing","tag-pants","tag-pirate","tag-ship"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.0 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Camoflauge clothing -American Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, People Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1398\/people-jokes\/camoflauge-clothing\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Camoflauge clothing -American Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, People Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt. After observing this behavior for a few months, one of the crew members asked him what it meant. &#8220;It&#8217;s &hellip; Continue reading &rarr;\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1398\/people-jokes\/camoflauge-clothing\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"JokesLab Funniest Jokes\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2012-09-07T08:49:26+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/doggie-style-pants-400x251.jpg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"JokesLab\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"JokesLab\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\\\/\\\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/1398\\\/people-jokes\\\/camoflauge-clothing\\\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/1398\\\/people-jokes\\\/camoflauge-clothing\\\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"JokesLab\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/7c94a8e90f50ee6381e1cdf0be369f34\"},\"headline\":\"Camoflauge clothing\",\"datePublished\":\"2012-09-07T08:49:26+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/1398\\\/people-jokes\\\/camoflauge-clothing\\\/\"},\"wordCount\":92,\"commentCount\":0,\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/1398\\\/people-jokes\\\/camoflauge-clothing\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"http:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2011\\\/07\\\/doggie-style-pants-400x251.jpg\",\"keywords\":[\"blood\",\"clothing\",\"pants\",\"pirate\",\"ship\"],\"articleSection\":[\"American Jokes\",\"Miscellaneous Jokes\",\"People Jokes\"],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"CommentAction\",\"name\":\"Comment\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/1398\\\/people-jokes\\\/camoflauge-clothing\\\/#respond\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/1398\\\/people-jokes\\\/camoflauge-clothing\\\/\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/1398\\\/people-jokes\\\/camoflauge-clothing\\\/\",\"name\":\"Camoflauge clothing -American Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, People Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/#website\"},\"primaryImageOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/1398\\\/people-jokes\\\/camoflauge-clothing\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/1398\\\/people-jokes\\\/camoflauge-clothing\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"http:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2011\\\/07\\\/doggie-style-pants-400x251.jpg\",\"datePublished\":\"2012-09-07T08:49:26+00:00\",\"author\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/7c94a8e90f50ee6381e1cdf0be369f34\"},\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/1398\\\/people-jokes\\\/camoflauge-clothing\\\/#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/1398\\\/people-jokes\\\/camoflauge-clothing\\\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/1398\\\/people-jokes\\\/camoflauge-clothing\\\/#primaryimage\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2011\\\/07\\\/doggie-style-pants.jpg\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2011\\\/07\\\/doggie-style-pants.jpg\",\"width\":\"482\",\"height\":\"303\",\"caption\":\"doggie-style-pants\"},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/1398\\\/people-jokes\\\/camoflauge-clothing\\\/#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"Camoflauge clothing\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/\",\"name\":\"JokesLab Funniest Jokes\",\"description\":\"the best collection of clean jokes\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":{\"@type\":\"PropertyValueSpecification\",\"valueRequired\":true,\"valueName\":\"search_term_string\"}}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/7c94a8e90f50ee6381e1cdf0be369f34\",\"name\":\"JokesLab\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/1ddeb11c3ee03f5ac75289908398f7c36b4cb3b51cf8fc4561a798c09b6c5574?s=96&d=monsterid&r=g\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/1ddeb11c3ee03f5ac75289908398f7c36b4cb3b51cf8fc4561a798c09b6c5574?s=96&d=monsterid&r=g\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/1ddeb11c3ee03f5ac75289908398f7c36b4cb3b51cf8fc4561a798c09b6c5574?s=96&d=monsterid&r=g\",\"caption\":\"JokesLab\"},\"sameAs\":[\"http:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\"],\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/author\\\/adminblog\\\/\"}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"Camoflauge clothing -American Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, People Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1398\/people-jokes\/camoflauge-clothing\/","og_locale":"en_US","og_type":"article","og_title":"Camoflauge clothing -American Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, People Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes","og_description":"There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt. After observing this behavior for a few months, one of the crew members asked him what it meant. &#8220;It&#8217;s &hellip; Continue reading &rarr;","og_url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1398\/people-jokes\/camoflauge-clothing\/","og_site_name":"JokesLab Funniest Jokes","article_published_time":"2012-09-07T08:49:26+00:00","og_image":[{"url":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/doggie-style-pants-400x251.jpg","type":"","width":"","height":""}],"author":"JokesLab","twitter_misc":{"Written by":"JokesLab"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1398\/people-jokes\/camoflauge-clothing\/#article","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1398\/people-jokes\/camoflauge-clothing\/"},"author":{"name":"JokesLab","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/#\/schema\/person\/7c94a8e90f50ee6381e1cdf0be369f34"},"headline":"Camoflauge clothing","datePublished":"2012-09-07T08:49:26+00:00","mainEntityOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1398\/people-jokes\/camoflauge-clothing\/"},"wordCount":92,"commentCount":0,"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1398\/people-jokes\/camoflauge-clothing\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/doggie-style-pants-400x251.jpg","keywords":["blood","clothing","pants","pirate","ship"],"articleSection":["American Jokes","Miscellaneous Jokes","People Jokes"],"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"CommentAction","name":"Comment","target":["https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1398\/people-jokes\/camoflauge-clothing\/#respond"]}]},{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1398\/people-jokes\/camoflauge-clothing\/","url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1398\/people-jokes\/camoflauge-clothing\/","name":"Camoflauge clothing -American Jokes, Miscellaneous Jokes, People Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/#website"},"primaryImageOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1398\/people-jokes\/camoflauge-clothing\/#primaryimage"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1398\/people-jokes\/camoflauge-clothing\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/doggie-style-pants-400x251.jpg","datePublished":"2012-09-07T08:49:26+00:00","author":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/#\/schema\/person\/7c94a8e90f50ee6381e1cdf0be369f34"},"breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1398\/people-jokes\/camoflauge-clothing\/#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1398\/people-jokes\/camoflauge-clothing\/"]}]},{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1398\/people-jokes\/camoflauge-clothing\/#primaryimage","url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/doggie-style-pants.jpg","contentUrl":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/doggie-style-pants.jpg","width":"482","height":"303","caption":"doggie-style-pants"},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1398\/people-jokes\/camoflauge-clothing\/#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"Camoflauge clothing"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/#website","url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/","name":"JokesLab Funniest Jokes","description":"the best collection of clean jokes","potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":{"@type":"PropertyValueSpecification","valueRequired":true,"valueName":"search_term_string"}}],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/#\/schema\/person\/7c94a8e90f50ee6381e1cdf0be369f34","name":"JokesLab","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/1ddeb11c3ee03f5ac75289908398f7c36b4cb3b51cf8fc4561a798c09b6c5574?s=96&d=monsterid&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/1ddeb11c3ee03f5ac75289908398f7c36b4cb3b51cf8fc4561a798c09b6c5574?s=96&d=monsterid&r=g","contentUrl":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/1ddeb11c3ee03f5ac75289908398f7c36b4cb3b51cf8fc4561a798c09b6c5574?s=96&d=monsterid&r=g","caption":"JokesLab"},"sameAs":["http:\/\/jokeslab.com"],"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/author\/adminblog\/"}]}},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":378,"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/378\/blonde-jokes\/do-not-disturb\/","url_meta":{"origin":1398,"position":0},"title":"Do Not Disturb","author":"JokesLab","date":"May 14, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop, and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Blonde Jokes&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Blonde Jokes","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/cat\/blonde-jokes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"funny-girls-hugging-fat-buttocks","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-girls-hugging-fat-buttocks-400x579.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":1397,"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1397\/people-jokes\/a-fence-bid\/","url_meta":{"origin":1398,"position":1},"title":"A fence bid","author":"JokesLab","date":"July 8, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"Three contractors were visiting a tourist attraction on the same day. One was from New York, another from Texas, and the third from Florida. At the end of the tour, the guard asked them what they did for a living. When they all replied that they were contractors. The guard\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;American Jokes&quot;","block_context":{"text":"American Jokes","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/cat\/country-jokes\/american-jokes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1349,"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1349\/people-jokes\/bed-football-2\/","url_meta":{"origin":1398,"position":2},"title":"Bed football","author":"JokesLab","date":"August 30, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"An old man was in bed with his wife when suddenly he let out a loud fart. He yelled, \"7 points!\" His wife looked at him and said, \"What the hell are you doing?\" He simply replied, \"Just playing bed football.\" Ten minutes later the wife let a loud one\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Family Jokes&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Family Jokes","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/cat\/family-jokes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"funny-old-gentleman-and-boobs","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-old-gentleman-and-boobs-400x313.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":1354,"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1354\/people-jokes\/were-going-to-get-help\/","url_meta":{"origin":1398,"position":3},"title":"We&#8217;re going to get help","author":"JokesLab","date":"December 10, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson looked out the window. ''Good Lord!'' he screamed, ''one of the engines just blew up!'' Other passengers left their seats and came running over. Suddenly, the aircraft was rocked by a second blast as yet another engine exploded on\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;American Jokes&quot;","block_context":{"text":"American Jokes","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/cat\/country-jokes\/american-jokes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"clown-hot-balloon","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/clown-hot-balloon-400x535.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":986,"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/986\/politician-jokes\/condit-arrest\/","url_meta":{"origin":1398,"position":4},"title":"Condit arrest","author":"JokesLab","date":"July 8, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"What will the FBI say when they go to Gary Condit's house to arrest him? \"Mr. Condit, come out with your pants up!\"","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Police Jokes&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Police Jokes","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/cat\/police-jokes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":558,"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/558\/office-jokes\/feel-like-a-woman\/","url_meta":{"origin":1398,"position":5},"title":"Feel like a woman","author":"JokesLab","date":"October 15, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"I'm sitting on this plane, eating my dinner, when all of a sudden the captain comes on the loudspeaker and tells us that the plane is about to crash land into the mountains. The next thing I know this woman from the front of the plane jumps up from her\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;American Jokes&quot;","block_context":{"text":"American Jokes","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/cat\/country-jokes\/american-jokes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"girls-fishing-with-bra","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/girls-fishing-with-bra-400x266.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1398","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1398"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1398\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1398"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1398"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1398"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}