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\"photo-bomb-naked-man\"* I’ll get a world record for this.
\n* Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press.
\n* Let’s ask that group of basketball players for directions.
\n* Here’s my Kent State student ID.
\n* It’s fireproof.
\n* He’s probably just hibernating.
\n* What does this button do?
\n* I’m making a citizen’s arrest.
\n* So, you’re a cannibal.
\n* It’s probably just a rash.
\n* Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?
\n* The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!
\n* Pull the pin and count to what?
\n* Which wire was I supposed to cut?
\n* I wonder where the mother bear is.
\n* I’ve seen this done on TV.
\n* These are the good kind of mushrooms.
\n* I’ll hold it and you light the fuse.
\n* You look just like Charles Manson.
\n* Rat poison only kills rats.
\n* It can’t possibly rain for forty days and nights
\n* Give me liberty or give me death.
\n* It’s strong enough for both of us.
\n* This doesn’t taste right.
\n* I can make this light before it changes.
\n* Nice doggie.
\n* I can do that with my eyes closed.
\n* I’ve done this before.
\n* Well, we’ve made it this far.
\n* That’s odd.
\n* I’ll just slip into the commuter lane for a second.
\n* OK this is the last time.
\n* Don’t be so superstitious.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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