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There was a guy in the middle of the desert and his car broke down.<\/p>\n

\"female-santa-claus\"He started walking and he came to a monastery, where he asked them if he could borrow a mule.<\/p>\n

The monks lent him one, and they explained that you had to say \u201cThank the Lord!\u201d to make it go and \u201cAmen!\u201d to make it stop.<\/p>\n

So the man said, \u201cThank the lord, thank the lord and thank the lord!\u201d and the mule took off! He was coming to the edge of a cliff and he forgot how to make it stop.<\/p>\n

Finally, at the very edge he remembered, \u201cAmen!\u201d Tee guy was so relieved he shouted, \u201cThank the lord!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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