{"id":138,"date":"2012-02-25T11:56:53","date_gmt":"2012-02-25T11:56:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/138\/animal-jokes\/cheese-mine\/"},"modified":"2012-02-24T13:57:43","modified_gmt":"2012-02-24T13:57:43","slug":"cheese-mine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/138\/animal-jokes\/cheese-mine\/","title":{"rendered":"Cheese mine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The taco Bell chihuahua dog, a doberman, and a bu<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-6593\" title=\"funny-dog-and-puppet\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-dog-and-puppet1-400x435.jpg\" alt=\"funny-dog-and-puppet\" width=\"400\" height=\"435\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-dog-and-puppet1-400x435.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-dog-and-puppet1-150x163.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-dog-and-puppet1.jpg 491w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>lldog all walk into a bar.<\/p>\n<p>A female collie then walks in.The collie says, &#8221;Whoever can say liver and cheese the most creativly, can have me.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So the bulldog goes &#8221;I love liver and cheese&#8221;. 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