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Dear Son,
\nI’m writing this slow ’cause I know you can’t read fast. We don’t live where we did when you first left.<\/p>\n

\"funny-celebration-smoking-and-longevity\"Your Dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of home, so we moved. I won’t be able to send you the address as the last family here took the numbers with them for their next house, so they wouldn’t have to change their address.<\/p>\n

This place has a washing machine. The first day I put four shirts in, pulled the chain, and I haven’t seen ’em since. It only rained twice this week, three days the first time and four days this time.<\/p>\n

The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt Sue said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the heavy buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.<\/p>\n

About your sister, she had a baby this morning. I haven’t found out whether it’s a girl or a boy, so I don’t know if you are an Aunt or and Uncle. Not much more news this time, write soon.<\/p>\n

Love, Mom<\/p>\n

P.S. Was going to send you money, but the envelope was already sealed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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