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An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.<\/p>\n

\"funny-horse-ride-dog\"”Well, now,” says the old lady, ”I guess I would like to be really rich.”<\/p>\n

*** POOF *** Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.<\/p>\n

”And, gee, I guess I wouldn’t mind being a young, beautiful princess.”<\/p>\n

*** POOF *** She turns into a beautiful young woman.<\/p>\n

”Your third wish?” asks the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman’s cat wanders across the porch in front of them. ”Ooh – can you change him into a handsome prince?” she asks.<\/p>\n

*** POOF ***<\/p>\n

There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear, ”Bet you’re sorry you had me neutered.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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