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\"bikini-girl-on-beach\"A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. He was advised that a small plane would be waiting to fly him over the fire.<\/p>\n

The photographer arrived at the airstrip just an hour before sundown. Sure enough, a small Cessna airplane was waiting.<\/p>\n

He jumped in with his equipment and shouted, “Let’s go!”<\/p>\n

The tense man sitting in the pilot’s seat swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air,though flying erratically.<\/p>\n

“Fly over the north side of the fire,” said the photographer, “and make several low-level passes.”<\/p>\n

“Why?” asked the nervous pilot.<\/p>\n

“Because I’m going to take pictures!” yelled the photographer. “I’m a photographer, and photographers take pictures!”<\/p>\n

The pilot replied,”You mean you’re not the flight instructor?<\/strong>“<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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