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\"10<\/a>10) You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom, and check your facebook on the way back to bed.<\/p>\n

9) Your firstborn is named Dotcom.<\/p>\n

8) You turn off your router and are suddenly filled with a feeling of emptiness, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.<\/p>\n

7) You spend half of a plane trip with your laptop on your lap, and your child in the overhead compartment.<\/p>\n

6) You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.<\/p>\n

5) You find yourself typing ”com” after every period.<\/p>\n

4) You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.<\/p>\n

3) You move into a new house and decide to Chrome before you landscape.<\/p>\n

2) You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )<\/p>\n

1) Immediately after reading this list, you share it on facebook.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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