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  1. \"funny-family-photo-in-swimming-pool\"You wake up face down on the pavement.<\/li>\n
  2. You put your bra on backwards and it fits better.<\/li>\n
  3. You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.<\/li>\n
  4. You see a ”60 minutes” news team waiting in your office.<\/li>\n
  5. Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.<\/li>\n
  6. You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren’t any.<\/li>\n
  7. You turn on the news and they’re showing emergency routes out of the city.<\/li>\n
  8. Your twin sister forgot your birthday.<\/li>\n
  9. You wake up and discover your waterbed broke and then realize that you don’t have a waterbed.<\/li>\n
  10. Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell’s Angels on the freeway.<\/li>\n
  11. Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache.<\/li>\n
  12. Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.<\/li>\n
  13. The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard.<\/li>\n
  14. You wake up and your braces are locked together.<\/li>\n
  15. You walk to work and find your dress is stuck in the back of your pantyhose.<\/li>\n
  16. Your blind date turns out to be your ex.<\/li>\n
  17. Your paycheck bounces.<\/li>\n
  18. You put both contact lenses in the same eye.<\/li>\n
  19. Your pet rock snaps at you.<\/li>\n
  20. Your wife says, ”Good morning, Bill” and your name is George.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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