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\"funny-man-just-want-to-pee\"The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation’s driving school<\/p>\n

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can’t see my license plate.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: The pick-up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, \u201cGuns don’t kill people. I do.\u201d<\/p>\n

Q: What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your car? A: Always wear a condom.<\/p>\n

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? A: Your car.<\/p>\n

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? A: Be too sh*t-faced to find your keys.<\/p>\n

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving. A: I’d probably lose my buzz a lot faster.<\/p>\n

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? A: Make eye contact and wave \u201chello\u201d if he\/she is cute.<\/p>\n

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? A: The color.<\/p>\n

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? A: Heavy psychedelics.<\/p>\n

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? A: Carry loaded weapons.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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