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His wife looked at him and said, “What the hell are you doing?”<\/p>\n

He simply replied, “Just playing bed football.”<\/p>\n

Ten minutes later the wife let a loud one and said, “Tie game – 7,7.”<\/p>\n

The husband’s competitive side kicked in and he started starting straining… when suddenly he crapped his pants! His wife looks over and said, “Now what’s the score?”<\/p>\n

He said, “Still 7,7. End of quarter switch sides!!!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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