{"id":1336,"date":"2013-04-03T12:21:04","date_gmt":"2013-04-03T12:21:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1336\/campus-jokes\/mechanical-engineers-vs-civil-enginners\/"},"modified":"2013-03-30T07:02:49","modified_gmt":"2013-03-30T07:02:49","slug":"mechanical-engineers-vs-civil-enginners","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1336\/campus-jokes\/mechanical-engineers-vs-civil-enginners\/","title":{"rendered":"Mechanical engineers vs. civil enginners"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?<\/p>\n<p>Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-7522\" alt=\"baby-shooter\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/baby-shooter.jpg\" width=\"570\" height=\"379\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/baby-shooter.jpg 570w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/baby-shooter-150x99.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/baby-shooter-400x265.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 570px) 100vw, 570px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1336\/campus-jokes\/mechanical-engineers-vs-civil-enginners\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers? 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