{"id":1334,"date":"2012-12-25T08:19:48","date_gmt":"2012-12-25T08:19:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1334\/people-jokes\/wishes\/"},"modified":"2012-12-25T08:19:51","modified_gmt":"2012-12-25T08:19:51","slug":"wishes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1334\/people-jokes\/wishes\/","title":{"rendered":"Wishes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Three friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-7351 alignnone\" title=\"sexy-santa-claus-gifts-on-butts\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/sexy-santa-claus-gifts-on-butts.jpg\" alt=\"sexy-santa-claus-gifts-on-butts\" width=\"570\" height=\"356\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/sexy-santa-claus-gifts-on-butts.jpg 570w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/sexy-santa-claus-gifts-on-butts-150x93.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/sexy-santa-claus-gifts-on-butts-400x249.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 570px) 100vw, 570px\" \/>They are all asked,&#8221;When you are in your casket and your friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The first guy says,&#8221;Iwould like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great familyman.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The second guy says,&#8221;I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and a school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The last guy replies,&#8221;I would like to hear them say&#8230; LOOK, HE&#8217;S MOVING!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1334\/people-jokes\/wishes\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>Three friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven. 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