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\"buttocks-shot\"1. Life is sexually transmitted.<\/p>\n

2. Two wrongs don’t make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane.<\/p>\n

3. It’s not the pace of life that concerns me, it’s the sudden stop at\u00a0 the end.<\/p>\n

4. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.<\/p>\n

5. It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.<\/p>\n

6. Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.<\/p>\n

7. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you’re in the bathroom.<\/p>\n

8.\u00a0 If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.<\/p>\n

9. Never knock on Death’s door; ring the doorbell and run (he hates that).<\/p>\n

10. When you’re finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess?<\/p>\n

11. If you’re living on the edge, make sure you wear your seat belt.<\/p>\n

12. The mind is like a parachute;\u00a0 it works much better when it’s open.<\/p>\n

13. There are two kinds of pedestrians… the quick and the dead.<\/p>\n

14. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.<\/p>\n

15. A closed mouth gathers no feet.<\/p>\n

16. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.<\/p>\n

17.\u00a0 It’s not hard to meet expenses…they’re everywhere.<\/p>\n

18.\u00a0 Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better attorney.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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