{"id":1320,"date":"2012-12-26T10:05:58","date_gmt":"2012-12-26T10:05:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1320\/people-jokes\/do-i-have-to-tell-him-the-war-is-over\/"},"modified":"2012-12-26T10:06:48","modified_gmt":"2012-12-26T10:06:48","slug":"do-i-have-to-tell-him-the-war-is-over","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1320\/people-jokes\/do-i-have-to-tell-him-the-war-is-over\/","title":{"rendered":"Do I have to tell him the war is over?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-7353\" title=\"sexy-kung-fu-girl\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/sexy-kung-fu-girl1-400x581.jpg\" alt=\"sexy-kung-fu-girl\" width=\"400\" height=\"581\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/sexy-kung-fu-girl1-400x581.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/sexy-kung-fu-girl1-150x217.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/sexy-kung-fu-girl1.jpg 570w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>About a month ago, a man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so he went to his priest, &#8220;Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. 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