{"id":132,"date":"2012-01-21T01:11:51","date_gmt":"2012-01-21T01:11:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/132\/animal-jokes\/the-magician-and-the-parrot\/"},"modified":"2012-01-08T03:50:22","modified_gmt":"2012-01-08T03:50:22","slug":"the-magician-and-the-parrot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/132\/animal-jokes\/the-magician-and-the-parrot\/","title":{"rendered":"The magician and the parrot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-6508\" title=\"funny-duck-thief\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-duck-thief.jpg\" alt=\"funny-duck-thief\" width=\"323\" height=\"261\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-duck-thief.jpg 323w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-duck-thief-150x121.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 323px) 100vw, 323px\" \/>The parrot would always steal his act by saying things like, \u201che has a card up his sleeve\u201d or \u201che has a dove in his pocket.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>One day the ship sank and the magician and the parrot found themselves alone on a lifeboat.<\/p>\n<p>For a couple of days, they just sat there looking at each other.  Finally, the parrot broke the silence and said, \u201c<strong>Okay, I give up.  What did you do with the ship?<\/strong>\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/132\/animal-jokes\/the-magician-and-the-parrot\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot. 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