{"id":1314,"date":"2012-05-05T11:00:41","date_gmt":"2012-05-05T11:00:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1314\/people-jokes\/bill-gates-in-hell\/"},"modified":"2012-05-01T08:59:51","modified_gmt":"2012-05-01T08:59:51","slug":"bill-gates-in-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1314\/people-jokes\/bill-gates-in-hell\/","title":{"rendered":"Bill Gates in hell"},"content":{"rendered":"

Upon dying, Bill Gates went to purgatory.<\/p>\n

St. Peter said to his, \u201cNow Bill, you have done some good things, and you have done some bad things. Now I am going to let you decide where you want to go”.<\/p>\n

\"sexy-techy-girl\"So,Bill takes a look at hell and see’s these beautiful women running around, in 80 degree temperature, on beautiful beaches.<\/p>\n

Then he took a look at heaven and it was nice, you know harps and singing and worship and stuff like that.<\/p>\n

So he said to St. Peter that he would like to go to hell.<\/p>\n

About a week later, St. Peter went down to hell to check on Bill. There he saw him, being whipped by demons.<\/p>\n

He said to St. Peter, \u201cWhat happened to all the beautiful women, and the beaches and the 80 degree temperature?\u201d<\/p>\n

Peter replied, \u201cThat was just the screen saver.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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