{"id":1313,"date":"2012-12-22T10:00:31","date_gmt":"2012-12-22T10:00:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1313\/people-jokes\/expensive-perfume\/"},"modified":"2012-12-22T10:03:03","modified_gmt":"2012-12-22T10:03:03","slug":"expensive-perfume","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1313\/people-jokes\/expensive-perfume\/","title":{"rendered":"Expensive perfume"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like expensive perfume.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-7347\" title=\"pussy-and-cat\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/pussy-and-cat-400x380.jpg\" alt=\"pussy-and-cat\" width=\"400\" height=\"380\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/pussy-and-cat-400x380.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/pussy-and-cat-150x142.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/pussy-and-cat.jpg 570w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>She turns to an old woman and says arrogantly, &#8221;Giorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Another young, beautiful woman gets onto the elevator and also smells of very expensive perfume. 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