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“Chickens, eh?” says one guy. “Hey, if I guess how many chickens you got, will you give me one?”<\/p>\n

“Heck,” says the guy with the bag, “iffin’ you guess right, I’ll give you both of ’em.”<\/p>\n

The other scratches his head and guesses, “Um… five?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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