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\"bad-kid-drinking-smoking\"One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered.<\/p>\n

“May I speak to your parents?”<\/p>\n

“They’re busy.”<\/p>\n

“Oh. Is anybody else there?”<\/p>\n

“The police.”<\/p>\n

“Can I speak to them?”<\/p>\n

“They’re busy.”<\/p>\n

“Oh. Is anybody else there?”<\/p>\n

“The firemen.”<\/p>\n

“Can I speak to them?”<\/p>\n

“They’re busy.”<\/p>\n

“So let me get this straight — your parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but they’re all busy? What are they doing?”<\/p>\n

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