{"id":1305,"date":"2013-02-21T13:51:21","date_gmt":"2013-02-21T13:51:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1305\/office-jokes\/the-engineer-and-the-bike\/"},"modified":"2013-02-09T10:44:24","modified_gmt":"2013-02-09T10:44:24","slug":"the-engineer-and-the-bike","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1305\/office-jokes\/the-engineer-and-the-bike\/","title":{"rendered":"The engineer and the bike"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-7112\" alt=\"funny-dog-taking-bag-on-bicycles\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/funny-dog-taking-bag-on-bicycles-400x400.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/funny-dog-taking-bag-on-bicycles-400x400.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/funny-dog-taking-bag-on-bicycles-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/funny-dog-taking-bag-on-bicycles.jpg 570w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, &#8220;Where did you get such a great bike?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The second engineer replied, &#8220;Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. 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