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Four men, an Engineer, an Accountant, a Chemist and a Government Worker were bragging about how smart their dogs were.<\/p>\n

\"funny-wrongly-placed-ads-icecream\"<\/a>To show off, the Engineer called to his dog and said, “T-Square, do your stuff.”<\/p>\n

T- square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly drew a circle, a square and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart. But the Accountant said his dog could do better. He called his dog and said, “Slide Rule, do your stuff.”<\/p>\n

Slide Rule went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each. Everyone agreed that was good. But the Chemist said his dog could do better. He called his dog and said, “Measure, do your stuff.”<\/p>\n

Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was good. Then the three men turned to the Government Worker and said, “What can your dog do?”<\/p>\n

The Government Worker called to his dog and said, “Coffee Break, do your stuff.”<\/p>\n

Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, dumped on the paper, molested the other three dogs, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for Worker’s Compensation and went home on sick leave.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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