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A reporter strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.<\/p>\n

“Young Giants Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal,” he writes in his notebook.<\/p>\n

“But I’m not a Giants fan,” the little hero replies.<\/p>\n

“Sorry, since we are in New York, I just assumed you were,” says the reporter.<\/p>\n

“Little Jets Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack,” he writes in his notebook.<\/p>\n

“I’m not a Jets fan either,” the boy says.<\/p>\n

“I assumed everyone in New York was either for the Giants or Jets. What team do you root for?” the reporter asks.<\/p>\n

“I’m a Cowboys fan,” the child says.<\/p>\n

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,\u00a0 “Little Redneck Maniac Kills Beloved Family Pet”.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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