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Two 6 year old boys were attending religious school and giving the teachers problems. The teachers had tried everything to make them behave – time outs, notes home, missed recesses – but could do nothing with them. Finally the boys were sent to see the priest.<\/p>\n

\"a-curious-baby-checking-mother-buttocks\"The first boy went in and sat in a chair across the desk from the priest. The priest asked, “Do you know where God is?” The little boy just sat there.<\/p>\n

The priest stood up and asked again, “Son, do you know where God is?” The little boy trembled but said nothing.<\/p>\n

The priest leaned across the desk and again asked, “Do you know where God is?”<\/p>\n

The little boy bolted out of the chair ran past his friend in the waiting room, all the way home. He got in bed and pulled the covers up over his head. His friend had followed him home asked, “what happened in there?”<\/p>\n

The boy replied, “God is missing and they think we did it!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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