{"id":1281,"date":"2013-04-06T13:31:07","date_gmt":"2013-04-06T13:31:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1281\/miscellaneous-jokes\/parrot-boy\/"},"modified":"2013-03-30T07:07:44","modified_gmt":"2013-03-30T07:07:44","slug":"parrot-boy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1281\/miscellaneous-jokes\/parrot-boy\/","title":{"rendered":"Parrot boy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-7302\" alt=\"funny-hairdo-mouth-eyes-nose\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-hairdo-mouth-eyes-nose-400x286.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"286\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-hairdo-mouth-eyes-nose-400x286.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-hairdo-mouth-eyes-nose-150x107.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-hairdo-mouth-eyes-nose.jpg 570w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>There was a old man sitting on a bench outside the mall.<\/p>\n<p>A young man walked who had spiked hair that was orange, yellow, green and red. 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