{"id":1279,"date":"2012-10-08T10:29:18","date_gmt":"2012-10-08T10:29:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1279\/animal-jokes\/the-programmer-and-the-princess\/"},"modified":"2012-10-06T01:35:59","modified_gmt":"2012-10-06T01:35:59","slug":"the-programmer-and-the-princess","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1279\/animal-jokes\/the-programmer-and-the-princess\/","title":{"rendered":"Programmer and  frog"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A programmer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, \u201cIf you kiss me, I&#8217;ll turn into a beautiful princess.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-7197\" title=\"nerds-shirt-i-screw-i-nut-i-bolt\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/nerds-shirt-i-screw-i-nut-i-bolt-400x505.jpg\" alt=\"nerds-shirt-i-screw-i-nut-i-bolt\" width=\"400\" height=\"505\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/nerds-shirt-i-screw-i-nut-i-bolt-400x505.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/nerds-shirt-i-screw-i-nut-i-bolt-150x189.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/nerds-shirt-i-screw-i-nut-i-bolt.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. 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