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A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car.<\/p>\n

”I’ll make a deal with you,” said his father. “You bring your grades up, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut, and then we’ll talk.” A month later the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car.<\/p>\n

”Son, I’m real proud of you. You’ve brought your grades up and you’ve studied your Bible, but you didn’t get hair cut!”<\/p>\n

”You know, Dad, I’ve been thinking about that. Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair.”<\/p>\n

”Yes son, and they walked everywhere they went!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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