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He says, ”Lady, if this vacuum cleaner don’t do wonders cleaning this up, I’ll eat every chunk of it.”<\/p>\n

She turns to him with a smirk and says, ”You want ketchup on that?”<\/p>\n

The salesman says, ”Why do you ask?”<\/p>\n

She says, ”We just moved in and we haven’t got the electricity turned on yet.<\/strong>”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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