{"id":1235,"date":"2013-03-06T08:00:57","date_gmt":"2013-03-06T08:00:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1235\/people-jokes\/job-interview\/"},"modified":"2013-03-04T13:29:59","modified_gmt":"2013-03-04T13:29:59","slug":"job-interview","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1235\/people-jokes\/job-interview\/","title":{"rendered":"Job interview"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-7076\" alt=\"hairdo-for-sleeping-in-office-or-class\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/hairdo-for-sleeping-in-office-or-class-400x499.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"499\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/hairdo-for-sleeping-in-office-or-class-400x499.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/hairdo-for-sleeping-in-office-or-class-150x187.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/hairdo-for-sleeping-in-office-or-class.jpg 570w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person asked a young engineer fresh out of MIT what kind of a salary he was looking for.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;In the neighborhood of $140,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years&#8230;say, a red Corvette?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Wow! 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