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Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large bags over his shoulders.<\/p>\n

The guard stops him and says, “What’s in the bags?”<\/p>\n

“Sand,” answered Juan.<\/p>\n

The guard says, “We’ll just see about that get off the bike.” The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand.<\/p>\n

He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags.<\/p>\n

The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man’s shoulders, and lets him cross the border.<\/p>\n

A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, “What have you got?”<\/p>\n

“Sand,” says Juan.<\/p>\n

The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand.He gives the sand back to Juan, and Juan crosses the border on his bicycle.<\/p>\n

This sequence of events if repeated every day for three years. Finally, Juan doesn’t show up one day and the guard meets him in a Cantina in Mexico.<\/p>\n

“Hey, Buddy,” says the guard, “I know you are smuggling something. It’s driving me crazy. It’s all I think about….. I can’t sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?”<\/p>\n

Juan sips his beer and says, “Bicycles.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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