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A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?”<\/p>\n

\"funny-Shopping-Bag-groose\"The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn’t serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves.<\/p>\n

The next day, the duck returns and says, “Got any grapes?”<\/p>\n

Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes, and, furthermore, will never serve grapes. The duck, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves.<\/p>\n

The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender begins to yell: ”Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ever ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!”<\/p>\n

The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, ”Got any nails?”<\/p>\n

Confused, the bartenders says no.<\/p>\n

”Good!” says the duck. ”Got any grapes?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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