{"id":122,"date":"2014-05-17T10:20:05","date_gmt":"2014-05-17T10:20:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/122\/animal-jokes\/move-your-cat\/"},"modified":"2014-04-12T08:05:59","modified_gmt":"2014-04-12T08:05:59","slug":"move-your-cat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/122\/animal-jokes\/move-your-cat\/","title":{"rendered":"Move your cat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two church members were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a woman who was not happy to see them.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-6588\" title=\"funny-panties-spank-me\" alt=\"Move your cat\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-panties-spank-me-400x369.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"369\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-panties-spank-me-400x369.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-panties-spank-me-150x138.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-panties-spank-me.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to hear their message and slammed the door in their faces.<\/p>\n<p>To her surprise, however, the door did not close and, in fact, bounced back open.<\/p>\n<p>She tried again, really putting her back into it, and slammed the door again with the same result-the door bounced back open.<\/p>\n<p>Convinced these rude young people were sticking their foot in the door, she reared back to give it a slam that would teach them a lesson, when one of them said, &#8220;Ma&#8217;am, before you do that again, you need to move your cat.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/122\/animal-jokes\/move-your-cat\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>Two church members were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a woman who was not happy to see them. 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