{"id":1212,"date":"2012-06-26T12:52:31","date_gmt":"2012-06-26T12:52:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1212\/people-jokes\/top-ten-sleeping-at-desk\/"},"modified":"2012-06-17T04:00:17","modified_gmt":"2012-06-17T04:00:17","slug":"top-ten-sleeping-at-desk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1212\/people-jokes\/top-ten-sleeping-at-desk\/","title":{"rendered":"Top ten&#8230; sleeping at desk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1212\/office-jokes\/top-ten-sleeping-at-desk\/attachment\/funny-obama\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-6927\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-6927\" title=\"funny-obama\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-obama.jpg\" alt=\"funny-obama\" width=\"386\" height=\"317\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-obama.jpg 386w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-obama-150x123.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 386px) 100vw, 386px\" \/><\/a>10) &#8221;They told me at the blood bank this might happen.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>9) &#8221;This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>8) &#8221;Whew! 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