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A man is driving home, when is pulled over by a patrolman for a broken blinker. The cop looks into the guys’ car and sees a collection of knives in the backseat.<\/p>\n

“Sir,” the cop says. “Why do you have all those knives?”<\/p>\n

“They’re for my juggling act,” the man says.<\/p>\n

“I don’t believe you,” says the cop. “Prove it.” So the man gets out of his car and begins juggling the knives. At the same time, a car with two guys in it drives by.<\/p>\n

“Man,” says the first guy. “I’m glad I quit drinking. These new sobriety tests are hard.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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