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\"facebook-bra\"Always take the time to smell the roses… and sooner or later you’ll inhale a bee.<\/p>\n

If a motorist cuts you off, just turn the other cheek… nothing gets the message across like a good mooning.<\/p>\n

If genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration, I must be sharing elevators with a lot of bright people.<\/p>\n

It’s always darkest just before dawn…so if you’re gonna steal the neighbors’ newspaper, that’s the time to do it.<\/p>\n

It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown… and fewer still to ignore someone completely.<\/p>\n

Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked up into jet engines.<\/p>\n

I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can’t be blamed on someone else.<\/p>\n

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.<\/p>\n

My father always said laughter is the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us ended up dying of tuberculosis.<\/p>\n

It takes a big man to cry.. .but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.<\/p>\n

When I’m feeling down I like to whistle… it makes my neighbor’s dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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