{"id":1201,"date":"2013-02-02T08:09:04","date_gmt":"2013-02-02T08:09:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1201\/hospital-jokes\/they-wont-let-you-fart\/"},"modified":"2013-02-02T08:09:07","modified_gmt":"2013-02-02T08:09:07","slug":"they-wont-let-you-fart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1201\/hospital-jokes\/they-wont-let-you-fart\/","title":{"rendered":"They won&#8217;t let you fart"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-6753\" alt=\"funny-celebration-smoking-and-longevity\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-celebration-smoking-and-longevity.jpg\" width=\"303\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-celebration-smoking-and-longevity.jpg 303w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-celebration-smoking-and-longevity-150x198.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 303px) 100vw, 303px\" \/>The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.<\/p>\n<p>She seems O.K. but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. 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