{"id":1200,"date":"2013-11-01T02:12:28","date_gmt":"2013-11-01T02:12:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1200\/people-jokes\/no-nuts-is-an-advantage\/"},"modified":"2013-10-11T08:24:43","modified_gmt":"2013-10-11T08:24:43","slug":"no-nuts-is-an-advantage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1200\/people-jokes\/no-nuts-is-an-advantage\/","title":{"rendered":"No nuts is an advantage"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-7510\" alt=\"mans-problem-in-emergency\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/mans-problem-in-emergency-400x298.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"298\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/mans-problem-in-emergency-400x298.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/mans-problem-in-emergency-150x111.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/mans-problem-in-emergency.jpg 570w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>A retired US Marine was looking for a new job. He finally found one that appealed to his interests. At the interview, he was asked,<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Do you have any military experience?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The Marine replied, &#8220;Why, yes! I&#8217;ve been in the Marines for a couple of years.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I see,&#8221; said the interviewer, &#8220;any disabilities?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The Marine looked at him and replied shakily. &#8220;Well&#8230; In the Vietnam War I had a grenade go off between my legs, blowing off my testicles.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The interviewer, quite shocked, said &#8220;All right, you&#8217;re hired. Please report to work on Monday at 10:00am.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Wait wait!&#8221; shouted the Marine, &#8220;When do the others start? I don&#8217;t want any special treatment just because of my disability.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The interviewer replied, &#8220;Well&#8230; I&#8217;ll tell you the truth. Everyone normally comes at 7:00 in the morning, but nothing gets done until 10. 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