{"id":120,"date":"2012-01-17T04:54:55","date_gmt":"2012-01-17T04:54:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/120\/animal-jokes\/lion-tiger-lawyer\/"},"modified":"2012-01-08T02:06:27","modified_gmt":"2012-01-08T02:06:27","slug":"lion-tiger-lawyer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/120\/animal-jokes\/lion-tiger-lawyer\/","title":{"rendered":"Lion, Tiger and Lawyer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-dog-bag.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-6314\" title=\"funny-dog-bag\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-dog-bag-400x324.jpg\" alt=\"funny-dog-bag\" width=\"400\" height=\"324\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-dog-bag-400x324.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-dog-bag-150x121.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-dog-bag.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a>Q: You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger, a lion and a lawyer. You have a gun with just two bullets in it. What do you do?<\/p>\n<p>A: Shoot the lawyer twice to make sure he&#8217;s dead.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/120\/animal-jokes\/lion-tiger-lawyer\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>Q: You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger, a lion and a lawyer. You have a gun with just two bullets in it. What do you do? 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