{"id":1197,"date":"2013-11-13T02:05:19","date_gmt":"2013-11-13T02:05:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1197\/campus-jokes\/glad-ass-happy-butt\/"},"modified":"2013-10-11T08:30:27","modified_gmt":"2013-10-11T08:30:27","slug":"glad-ass-happy-butt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1197\/campus-jokes\/glad-ass-happy-butt\/","title":{"rendered":"Glad Ass, Happy Butt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-7553\" alt=\"combing-hais-mother-and-daughters\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/combing-hais-mother-and-daughters-400x334.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"334\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/combing-hais-mother-and-daughters-400x334.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/combing-hais-mother-and-daughters-150x125.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/combing-hais-mother-and-daughters.jpg 570w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>It was this little girl&#8217;s first day of school and the teacher asked her what her name was and she replied, &#8220;Happy Butt.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The teacher said, &#8220;Honey I don&#8217;t think that&#8217;s your name you need to go to the principal&#8217;s office and get this straightened out.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So she went to the principal&#8217;s office and he asked, &#8220;What&#8217;s your name?&#8221; And the little girl said, &#8220;Happy Butt.&#8221; The principal called the girl&#8217;s mother to get this straightened out once and for all.<\/p>\n<p>After getting off the phone he looked at the little girl and said, &#8220;Honey, your name&#8217;s is Gladys, not Happy Butt.&#8221; The girl then exclaimed, &#8220;Glad Ass, Happy Butt&#8221; what&#8217;s the difference?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1197\/campus-jokes\/glad-ass-happy-butt\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>It was this little girl&#8217;s first day of school and the teacher asked her what her name was and she replied, &#8220;Happy Butt.&#8221; The teacher said, &#8220;Honey I don&#8217;t think that&#8217;s your name you need to go to the principal&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1197\/campus-jokes\/glad-ass-happy-butt\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[19,222,42],"tags":[4,425,840,494],"class_list":["post-1197","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-campus-jokes","category-family-jokes","category-kids-jokes","tag-child","tag-girl","tag-name","tag-school"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.0 - 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