{"id":1195,"date":"2012-06-29T19:03:25","date_gmt":"2012-06-29T19:03:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1195\/animal-jokes\/hot-dog\/"},"modified":"2012-06-17T04:14:22","modified_gmt":"2012-06-17T04:14:22","slug":"hot-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1195\/animal-jokes\/hot-dog\/","title":{"rendered":"Hot dog"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1195\/restaurant-jokes\/hot-dog\/attachment\/funny-cat-riding-dog\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-6937\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-6937\" title=\"funny-cat-riding-dog\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-cat-riding-dog-400x298.jpg\" alt=\"funny-cat-riding-dog\" width=\"400\" height=\"298\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-cat-riding-dog-400x298.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-cat-riding-dog-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-cat-riding-dog.jpg 570w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a>Two immigrants arrive in the United States and are discussing the difference between the Old Country and the U.S.<\/p>\n<p>One of them says that he&#8217;s heard that people in the U.S. eat dogs, and if they&#8217;re going to fit in, they better eat dogs as well.<\/p>\n<p>So they head to the nearest hot dog stand and order two &#8216;dogs.&#8217; The first guy unwraps his, looks at it, and nervously looks at his friend.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What part did you get?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1195\/animal-jokes\/hot-dog\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>Two immigrants arrive in the United States and are discussing the difference between the Old Country and the U.S. One of them says that he&#8217;s heard that people in the U.S. eat dogs, and if they&#8217;re going to fit in, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1195\/animal-jokes\/hot-dog\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[304,1,403,16],"tags":[46,839,59,613],"class_list":["post-1195","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-american-jokes","category-animal-jokes","category-hotel-and-travel-jokes","category-restaurant-jokes","tag-dog","tag-hot-dog","tag-restaurant","tag-usa"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.8 - 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