{"id":1175,"date":"2011-12-30T11:05:37","date_gmt":"2011-12-30T11:05:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1175\/people-jokes\/you-know-youre-from-michigan-when\/"},"modified":"2011-12-25T14:04:41","modified_gmt":"2011-12-25T14:04:41","slug":"you-know-youre-from-michigan-when","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1175\/people-jokes\/you-know-youre-from-michigan-when\/","title":{"rendered":"You know you&#8217;re from Michigan when&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1) You define summer as three months of bad sledding.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-6453\" title=\"porn-snow-man\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/porn-snow-man.jpg\" alt=\"porn-snow-man\" width=\"450\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/porn-snow-man.jpg 450w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/porn-snow-man-150x111.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/porn-snow-man-400x296.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/>2) You think alkaline batteries were named for a tiger outfielder.<\/p>\n<p>3) Your idea of a seven-course meal is a six-pack of beer and a bucket  of smelt.<\/p>\n<p>4) Owning a Japanese car was a hanging offense in your hometown.<\/p>\n<p>5) You know how to play euchre.<\/p>\n<p>6) The big mac is something you drive across.<\/p>\n<p>7) You bake with soda and you drink pop.<\/p>\n<p>8) You drive 76 on the highway and pass on the right.<\/p>\n<p>9) Your Little League baseball game was snowed out.<\/p>\n<p>10) You learned to drive a boat before you learned to ride a bicycle.<\/p>\n<p>11) You know how to pronounce &#8220;Mackinac&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>12) You occasionally cheer &#8220;Go Lions &#8212; and take the Tigers with  you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>13) The word &#8220;thumb&#8221; has a geographical rather than an  anatomical definition.<\/p>\n<p>14) You have ever experienced frostbite and sunburn in the same week.<\/p>\n<p>15) You expect Vernors when you order ginger ale.<\/p>\n<p>16) You know that Kalamazoo not only actually exists,  but that it\u00a0 isn&#8217;t very far from Hell.<\/p>\n<p>17) Your favorite holiday are Christmas, Thanksgiving  and the first day of deer season (for which schools are officially closed).<\/p>\n<p>18) Your snowmobile and fishing boat have a big block Chevy engine.<\/p>\n<p>19) At least one member in your family disowns you for the week of  the Michigan vs. Michigan State football game.<\/p>\n<p>20) Your year has two seasons, winter and construction.<\/p>\n<p>21) You know what a millage is.<\/p>\n<p>22) Travelling coast to coast means going from Port Huron to  Muskegon.<\/p>\n<p>23) Half the change in your pocket is Canadian.<\/p>\n<p>24) You can identify an Ohio accent.<\/p>\n<p>25) You show people where you grew up by pointing to your right hand.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1175\/people-jokes\/you-know-youre-from-michigan-when\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>1) You define summer as three months of bad sledding. 2) You think alkaline batteries were named for a tiger outfielder. 3) Your idea of a seven-course meal is a six-pack of beer and a bucket of smelt. 4) Owning &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1175\/people-jokes\/you-know-youre-from-michigan-when\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[304,3,20],"tags":[189,809,31,30,954],"class_list":["post-1175","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-american-jokes","category-people-jokes","category-top-10-list","tag-canada","tag-michigan","tag-summer","tag-weather","tag-winter"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.8 - 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